COOKED · RED FLAG CRUSH DECODER · 90 SECONDS
Read 'em
before they
read you.
Drop their pic. Swipe ten cards. Get an honest AI read on red flags, green flags, and what to do next. The answer your group chat couldn't agree on, in ninety seconds.
01 / 04 · HOW IT WORKS
Three steps. One verdict.
No long surveys. No "rate your feelings 1-10." Just ten observable behaviors and a straight answer.
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Drop their pic
Selfie, screenshot, dating-app pic. Anything. Stays on your phone.
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Vibe-check ten cards
Tap yes if it screams them. No if it's not their energy. Done in 90 seconds.
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Read the receipts
Score, verdict, breakdown, action plan. In plain words. Zero sugarcoat.
02 / 04 · WHAT YOU GET
Honest. Specific. Actually useful.
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🚩 Red & green scores
Two independent 0-100 scores, calibrated honestly against your ten swipes. No fake 50-50 fence-sitting.
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The verdict
One punchy line you could screenshot. "Walk away, bestie." or "Lock them down." Adapts to crush / dating / partner / ex.
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Four-axis breakdown
Communication, emotional maturity, consistency, boundary respect, future potential. Each with a one-line caption.
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Flag inventory
Every red and green flag you confirmed, written punchy enough to screenshot to your group chat.
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Three-step action plan
What to do this week. Concrete sentences, not platitudes. "Ask one clear question — verbatim, no softeners."
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Private by design
Photos never leave your device for storage. The reading uses them only to infer pronouns. Saved reads are local.
03 / 04 · SCREENSHOTS
Looks like nothing else on your home screen.
Big statement typography. Solid red where red flags belong. Square edges. No clutter.
04 / 04 · FAQ
Common questions.
- How does Cooked work?
- You drop a photo, pick the relationship context, swipe through ten quick behavior cards, and an AI returns a red-flag score, a green-flag score, a one-line verdict, a breakdown across four axes, and a three-step action plan — all in about ninety seconds.
- Is my photo private?
- Yes. Photos stay on your device and are only used to infer a pronoun for the reading. They're never uploaded for storage or used for training.
- Is Cooked free?
- Yes — you can run a check and see your verdict for free. Premium unlocks the full breakdown, inventory, and action plan.
- Does it work for any relationship?
- Five contexts: crush, dating, situationship, partner, ex. The ten cards adapt and the verdict copy changes with each.
- Is this real psychology?
- It's an opinionated read, not a clinical diagnosis. We describe behaviors, not labels. No "narcissist" / "manipulator" / "toxic" — that's not the point.